Progress! I am nearly finished assembling the chairs. My poor hands. I am not as strong as I used to be, sadly, just a fact of getting older it seems, and my hands especially do not have the kind of strength they used to have, so turning an Allen key for what seems hours on end can be downright painful. I have resorted to cheating by using a pair of pliers to get extra torque. Three down - one to go!
Now, let me tell you about these chairs. As you can see, or not, since I am not the world's best photographer and I'm not even going to tell you how old and how few pixels or whatever they're called my digital camera has. It amazes me it still works actually, but it's a Nikon, it will probably outlive me. Anyway, I unboxed the chairs last night and pulled one out. I thought hmmmm, this is strange, as the chair just did not look like it was all that tall to me. It's supposed to be nearly 41" tall. The chair back and back legs are all attached in one long piece. So I pulled out my trusty tape measure and sure enough -- lucky if this chair is 38" tall at it's highest point at the top center of the chair! The measurements at Wayfair said 40.9" tall. Now I don't know about you, but I think that's rather a large difference in height, especially if one has a taller table! The table I'm using right now has a table-top height of nearly 34"! These chairs look like midgets next to it.
Mightily ticked off, I measured the other chair pieces. Seat measured 17.5" at its widest point, a full inch less than the 18.5" described at Wayfair for this model of chair. And the seat height - DON'T GET ME STARTED.
I nearly blew a gasket, I'll tell you that much. It is supposed to be 20". It is NOT. It is LESS. Fireworks erupted at Maison Newton last night, entertaining my neighbors for at least 15 minutes I then fired off a blistering "review" at the Wayfair website about the outright lies on the size/dimensions and color of this chair.
The COLOR! How on earth is light beige the equivalent of RICE PAPER? Here's a clue - it isn't. ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
The chair upholstery is nicely done, well stitched and seamed, a good sturdy and nicely textured fabric. But it isn't anywhere near the creamy to white-ish color I was expecting. I looked at photos of this chair on three different computers and on all three computers the chairs looked pretty darn white-ish. The chairs I received are not white-ish at all. I dug through the boxes and found the packing slips. They are described as "rice paper" in color. Great, just great!
On the plus side, the chairs arrived in excellent condition and other than painful hands and taking longer than the little amount of time most people bragged about spending putting these together at Wayfair's website in the reviews, they are great chairs and I got a great bargain on them. By the way, last night they were even less expensive (by $6 for four chairs) than the sale price I scored. So, I will keep them, and pray to the domestic Goddess Hera that the chair seats are just the right height for my new 30" tall table. It is just too much of a hassle to pack them all up and send them back. If they don't work, one of my newly married nephews will probably inherit them from "rich" Auntie Jan and I will not buy any chairs online, only in person and with tape measure in hand!
Then, about 6:15 p.m. in the pitch black darkness and drizzle last night, my doorbell rings. Lo and behold, it is Fedex and I'm thinking what the hell? I had received an email the day before from Amazon (where I ordered my table from) saying that the table had been delayed in transit and not to expect it yesterday. SURPRISE SURPRISE!
Fedex guy was nice enough to wheel the large box into my garage where it spent the night, in the cold and dark, poor baby. Today, taking a break from chair assembly duty, I determined to wrestle that box into the house, come hook or come crook.
Driveway loaded with nut shells from my squirrelly pets. I've been busy and not sweeping daily, plus it was cold and damp today, not conducive to a good sweep outdoors.
Three steps from driveway level into the back hall - that third step is a killer, let me tell you!
"Walking" the box from the garage to the stoop was easy enough. Leveraging the box up the first step, and from the first step to the second step, also relatively easy. The ancient Egyptians would be proud of me :)
Then, with some heavy lifting/heaving and tearing of the cardboard box (which would give way first, cardboard box or Jan's arms???), I got one end of the box up on the third step into the back hall!
Back hall and final step up into the kitchen:
Dummy moi, in my excitement in getting the humungous box almost into the house, I didn't use a piece of wood for leverage and I didn't move the rug out of the way. UGH! And the box kept getting stuck on the rubber seal that seals the outside drafts from coming into the house (that large yellowish looking strip just inside the threshold). I tugged. I pulled. I heaved. I tried lifting. Could not get that fricking box up that final step into the kitchen. I wasn't able to get a sufficiently good grip on the slippery outside of the cardboard box and I don't have enough arm strength to heave it. I needed more leverage.
As I toyed with the idea of dashing down to my mini junk-woodpile in the basement "shop" room (a convenient area put together by Mr. Former Owner), it occurred to me to try something easier. I grabbed a box cutter and made two slits, one on either side, lower on either side of the box, large enough to get my hands into. I heaved with all my might and the lip of the box topped the step and landed with a thud on the kitchen floor as I gasped for air! Okay, slight dramatic license there. I did gasp for air, however. Leverage, people. Leverage. Leverage is everything, in heaving heavy boxes as a single woman, and in the stock market too. Ta da!
Box in the house!
Um, yep, it's upside down. LOL! But I did get the right side facing out from the wall, hooray! Good grief. I might have a hard time believing it if somebody my age and size told me they'd heaved this damn big box that weights 84 pounds many feet across concrete from the garage up 4 steps into the house, all by herself. But there it is, folks, the damn box!
I am now having a couple well-deserved glasses of wine before finishing assembling the last of the chairs. Then, since I am the conquering Domestic Goddess of All, I may wrestle the Christmas tree up from the basement and rearrange the living room so I can set it up in front of the big picture window! I'm 2 weeks late getting it up as it is, eek!
July 16, 2017:
Hola! Where does the time go, Geez Louise! Half summer is already gone, and I am first now updating this from last December, tsk tsk. Bad Jan! So, been busy puttering around the yard, as always, and paying more attention than I probably should be to politics. The kitchen "remodel" is on hold due to budgetary constraints, but I hope to have that remedied before the end of the year. And I have yet to paint the guest room - it's only been 3 years now since I moved in to this version of Maison Newton, I'm not lazy or anything, nope... LOL! Take care and have a great rest of the summer. Jan