Vogue's Guide to Fall 2012 Fashions
Along with ridiculous "dark" make-up and the nude lip (I didn't even realize the nude lip had ever "left", darlings! -- it's my usual look, topped only by cherry-flavoured Chapstick or the cheap Walgreen's substitute), the SHEATH in its latest incarnation is baaaacccckkkkk.....
What is ridiculous? This shape is blah and the proportions are AWFUL - look at where the sleeves cut off the model's arms! The color is lovely, but this dress reminds me of spring, not the autumnal equinox. My wrists would be constantly freezing! The styling isn't great, either. MISS! This dress from the Calvin Klein Collection, New York.
What is perfection? When I saw this dress my breath involuntarily sucked in and I went oooooooh! It's rich, it's gorgeous, it's lucious. Love the length, which gives some coverage on a chilly day, love love love the cut! Look at what he did with that fabulous neckline! Oh my! This dress would be perfect to ward off the drafts from an errant HVAC system (such as that which exists in the building in which I work, where I am either freezing cold or semi-suffocated with hot blasts of air between 2:30 and. 3:30 p.m. every afternoon...) WIN! MEGA WIN! This dress from Haider Ackermann,
Paris.
I'm so happy Vogue has so much of its content now available online for free - check it out, beautiful visuals even when you don't like all the silly crap they do to these too skinny women. This is not a paid advertisement for Vogue. I don't do that "monetizing" thing. To each their own!